Friday, April 23, 2010

The Rare Double-headed Internet Troll.

Everyone loves a good trolling from time to time. Trolling seems to be more of an art than a skill, something that is less trained than passed down through the generations. That perfect combination of poor English, abusive slurs and a complete lack of regard other people. The best part about a troll though is that a large part of the time they behave in a most ironic fashion, and yet can't see it for themselves.

Today, to illustrate I have discovered one of my very own trolls. Quite like a troll he was hanging out in a older post, and very much like any MMO troll, that post was about PvP. This is a very special troll though, one that is so confused and baffled that they can not even figure out which direction they are going. A two-headed troll if you will. One head spitting the abuses and slurs, exclaiming their intent to crush all those around them, and the other head issues a huge list of reasons that they would never even waste their time. The confusion is only apparent to those observing the troll, and never to the troll itself. Apparently, trolls are born with an innate immunity to logic and consistency.

I encourage you to read the comments reposted below, as they are quite enlightening to behaviors of the internet troll, and I think you will enjoy them.


Anonymous said...
Another pvp hating internet troll. why would you even make a topic like this. people like you will ruin ffxiv. Sadly instead of tryin to work with every to work out pvp/pve conflicts, you would rather it be banned from the game completly. your a biased failbot, with no class or sportmanship. Leme guess you dont wana get ganked or you dont want distastfull players around. well the assholes will be there, "you will be there" And people like you deserve to get ganked even tho that can be fixed easily with pvp/pve server seperation. but thats outa the question cuzz havin pvp in a fighting rpg is unheard of by trolls like yourself who who exxcuses like" i hope SE spend more time on pve content". most retarded shit i ever heard. why the fuck do we pay to play a game? so we can get what we pay for not hear excuses to why they not able to do their job.
7:34 PM


Ringthree said...
LOL, this has got to be a joke. :)
9:04 AM


Anonymous said...
this fucking asshole is reason ffxiv will die and proly part of reason ffxi died. not like any1 forcing you to pvp and if you got your ass kicked in pvp its your fault for sucking so bad.Dont get mad get even. all i see on this post is another troll that goes to every1 ffxiv sights and trolls any idea of improving ffxiv with a good pvp system. Just cause you dont want it doesnt meen ALOT of other people do. your and fucktard loser got pwned in pvp to much... I kid i kid ... not truth hurts go fuck yourself, and get ready for all the cassual asshole that will tell you the exact same fucking thing when you try to tell them how they should play the game they pay to play. the developers stated multiple time in different topics that they are taking fans input on how they gona go about makin ffxiv. and if you same fags that have no life would stop sayin the same shit like some1 is soposed to walk you threw every lil detail of how pvp can coexist in a pve game. i dont have time to fix your ignorance nor do i care. just know if you didnt like how ffxi turned out you only got yourselfs to blame. and whn ffxiv flops cuzz lack of interest to the whole mmo comunitees blame asshole like this.
12:38 PM


Ringthree said...
You are the reason that I am glad there will be no PvP in FFXIV. :)
2:28 PM


Anonymous said...
You are the reason im glad i left ffxI. Balista was in it and it will be in ffxiv so you can fuck off to asswipe. dont realy care what the fuck any you forum trolls have to fucking say if SE caters to you. the game will be small and boring. with a population no more than fxi has had for last 4 year, less that 500k. I know most of you used to wasting time and not doin shit when you play the game you pay for but when the other millions of gamers jump on bandwagon they wont be on these forums telling you what they want they will be buying Diablo 3 or catalism for wow. or tryin the next big thing.... I give it 6-12 months with no PVP in it.
5:15 PM


Ringthree said...
First of all, this isn't a forum. This is my blog. Second, you are the kind of mouth breather that makes me glad that WoW exists so you don't ruin my favorite game with your lack of intelligence and your e-thuggery.

As I said, you are the exact reason that I am glad there will be no PvP in FFXIV.
11:05 AM


Anonymous said...
Yea your whole blog is nothing but you bashing PVP like the fag that you are and i will play FFXIV so fuck you guess what maybe its not the pvp mouth breather maybe its just you running your cocksucker.
People like you are good for that then try to pass the buck like you are here. you started the shit with this whole fucking blog.

Like i sayed b4 people like you are reason im glad i quit ffxi and ill be in ffxiv just to make sure i piss all fags like you who think they can put twist on peoples opinions. Your the Ethug wana be unsavory behavor that shouldnt be in ffxiv.
8:25 AM


Anonymous said...
Im gladd assholes like you will get what you deserve in the end. Another broken game with limited options to please your gaming desires. You played ffxi to long with the very little fanbase. if ffxiv turns out like they want it to. im sure you gona realy hate the asshole thats gona tell you what you can do with your mouth breather. When you tell them they should be able to play the game how they wanted to. I bet you was 1 of them fags that wouldnt lets a drk/war group with you just because he didnt have the best subjob. Yay thats reason why millions of people quit cuzz the fanbase ass a whole was bunch losers with to much time on their hand, ruin it for any1 else trying to play the game and have fun. no room in a game for those people only the ones that play the game how you want it to be played.
8:39 AM

29 comments:

Drakus said...

LOL! Excellent Friday post, thank you sir!

iceblazek said...

I want PvP in 14

Anonymous said...

"I am emo-fuk-tard-forum-troll-mouf-breather wid bad engrish posting on a blog instead a forum...." that person made me laugh my ass off!



-BAM Jess

Anonymous said...

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2] In addition to the offending poster, the noun “troll” can also refer to the provocative message itself, as in that was an excellent troll you posted. While the term troll and its associated action, trolling, are primarily associated with Internet discourse, media attention in recent years has made such labels highly subjective, with trolling being used to describe many intentionally provocative actions outside of an online context.


Your whole Blog Trolls Pvp and people who like pvp.... Makes you the Troll and this post is realy for yourself. You provoked a emotional response,and got what you asked for. Very entertaining stuff.

Ringthree said...

The first line of defense of the troll is always to blame the other person for trolling.

Qtipus said...

Never will understand why people who couldn't pass 6th grade grammar believe their opinions are credible...

This is Ring's blog by the way. It's set up for public viewing and covers a variety of other topics other than PvP. What sounds more like the troll in this situation:

Some random asshat who's too afraid to ID themselves and their 4th grade grammar skills spouting off 2nd grade insults?

Or...

The guy who owns/operates this blog doing exactly what blogs are meant to be for? Expressing opinions.

Qtipus The Troll said...

I am a internet troll here to defend my fellow pvp hating internet troll. We go around all the ffix pvp, forums, blogs, websights, and bash anyones opinion on pvp.

If you post your opinion on public blogs, in my own trollish way, will tell your opinion meens nothing. cuzz thats what good trolls do. Oh yea i own the internet so dont post on any public blog, forum, website, or anywhere on the internet people want others to see and post.

Cuzz i will find you and i will troll you....I can see your scared...

Qtipus said...

I see you remembered your education...let me clean that up for you:

The troll version of myself apparently said:

==========================

I am AN internet troll here to defend my fellow PvP hating internet troll. We go around all the FFXI PvP, forums, blogs, webSITES, and bash ANYONE'S opinion on PvP.

---->If you post your opinion on public blogs, in my own trollish way, will tell your opinion meens nothing. <---(SENTENCE FRAGMENTS - CONSIDER REVISING) CAUSE THAT'S what good trolls do. Oh YEAH (INSERT COMMA HERE) I own the internet (INSERT COMMA HERE) so DON'T post on any public blog, forum, website, or anywhere on the internet people want others to see and post.

CAUSE I will find you and I will troll you....I can see YOU'RE scared...
==========================

Would rate this troll attempt 2/10. Being lenient out of pity for the guy who can only justify his existence by beating others up in video game and hiding behind anonymity.

Try again. More feeling next time please. :)

Qtipus the spelling geek said...

<~~~Cares about how you spell. Yay my life is lame.

Qtipus the Qtip spelling geek sayed said...

I like to troll spelling errors any time i can it make me feel more like a man...Ya my life is lame.

Qtipus The Troll said...

Im hungry feed me bitches

Qtipus of pandemonium said...

Computers Transformers FFXI are my interest and i have a special place in my heart for my boyfriend ringme,ooops i meen ringthree. We like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, then we troll the internet all night long cuzz we are gay like that...

Qtipus said...

Apparently I hit a nerve or someone's trying to show more feelings.

Until you come out from behind your Anon shield, no one gives a shit. :)

King Cranky Cat said...

I would suggest no one cares anyway.

Regardless, as long as PvP is separate from PvE, or opt-in only, I don't care.

Drakus said...

Aw, isn't that cute, Qtipus has a pet troll. Who wants to bet me he's at his computer jerking off from all of the attention he's receiving for this?

Qtipus said...

Wonder if my pet troll is already housebroken. I'll definitely need to find another one if it isn't.

My "boyfriend" is bad enough with the whole bladder control issues due to age and whatnot...

Qtipus the pet troll said...

Feed me more bitches 2 blogs on how trollish we are is not enough.

Anonymous said...

I r Emo wana be writer who plays video games then trolls his readers online.... qtipus and ringtrhee are my idols i wana be just like them when i grows up to be big gay homo.

Drakus said...

Wow, you guys just got slammed, he called you homos, it's the ultimate troll insult! Bet you guys feel utterly demoralized and totally put in your place now...

Qtipus said...

My pet troll is lacking in originality.

Wonder if that's something taught at the colleges in Chicago...

Bunch of homo writers with no life said...

You all made this troll lollolololololol ill be here to shit all over these blogs for a while hope you all keep it entertaining


FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME

Qtipussy said...

I will kick that anonymous guys ass he every tell me who he is. Hes to scared to tell me who he is cuzz hes nobody.
Would rate this troll attempt 2/10. Being lenient out of pity for i am the guy who can only justify my existence by beating others opinions and hiding behind My computer.

Try again. More feeling next time please. :

Drakus said...

Can i troll to plz plz plz plz I can be gay homo also see.

Anonymous said...

Huk-Troll smash puny Blog-Troll.

Jud said...

Telling a blog owner they are a troll is a little like breaking and entering, shooting the home owner and claiming they were on your property.

If you can't deal with a difference of opinion or at least make an attempt at intelligent discourse then just what do you have to offer here?

And come on... homophobia is so 1980, grow the hell up.

Blake said...

I've been Anonymous all along.

BG

Ringthree said...

You lie BG! Don't lie to me! It makes the baby Jesus cry!

Judy the cocksucker said...

I love da cock

Anonymous said...

FFXIV is broke. game is dead. less than a year left b4 srvers get droped. PVP could have saved some of its fans.

if there was something fun to do in this game.