Morning in Vana'diel: Missing In Action

Morning in Vana'diel is your daily dose of FFXI and all things Vana'diel. Give us your thoughts on the interesting topics of the day! It's a jungle out there, and sometimes people go missing. Sometimes they reappear. Sometimes they disappear for a good reason, and sometimes they are Kallo.

Kallo, ah, Kallo. Kallo normally writes a column for us dealing with the FFXI community, their reactions, feelings and mood. But you might have noticed he hasn't posted in a while, and that is because he isn't playing right now. He is dealing with [insert excuse here] because things are [insert feeble reasoning here].

Now I don't normally use the Morning post to call someone out. In fact, I never had done that, but you know I find it a lot more fun than I originally considered it to be. Kallo is a friend and a good writer, and LBR is pretty awesome but seriously, enough with the TV timeout. He can come back now if he wants, but he is afraid! Afraid I tell you!

Ridicule often times brings the rats out of their hidey-holes, and I believe that it may be effective here as well. Hoenstly, I am finding this quite enjoyable also. I get to make fun of Kallo because [insert joke at Kallo's excuse here], and he just has to suck it up.

If you want to really have fun with this, just play this post like a Mad Libs. Insert interesting and fun things into the blanks and see what you come up with! For example "He is dealing with [a broken penis] because things are [too rough for him while he is dealing with the death of his hamster]."