Friday, July 17, 2009

POL News: The Shortest Post Ever.


What

The

Fuck

Is

This

Shit...

Don't really know what else to say... Bells? Really? Ebisu? Ok, that is fine, but is it even worth an update note? Fucking Curry Buns? Does SE think we are 8 years old?

If you care about the update notes today, then go ahead and click for more. Don't blame me if you want your thirty seconds back. You won't get them back from me.

In addition to the hoards of adjustments and new content promised thus far, the fast-approaching July version update will boast numerous overall improvements including an upgrade to the /bell command added this past April and scrumptious new synthesis recipes that will leave streets drenched in adventurer drool.

More Bells and Whistles for the /bell Command!

The /bell command added in the April version update will be expanded to allow two full octaves, including sharp and flat notes, to be played. From full-scale hand bell orchestras at Vana'dielian weddings to solo performances of your favorite tunes on street corners, the possibilities are limited only by your imagination!


Enhanced Ebisu Fishing Rods!

The ebisu fishing rod, looked upon by many as the mythic weapon of the angler community, is set to be on the receiving end of a potent upgrade. From the July version update onwards, wielders of this mighty king among fishing rods can expect an even bigger haul after a day at their favorite fishing spot.


Curry Favor with Curry Buns!

In response to popular demand from fans at the official 2008 festival event in Japan, it is with great pleasure that we announce "curry buns" as one of the latest additions to the diverse food synthesis menu. Be sure to pack a few in your gobbiebag before you head off on that next big adventure!

8 comments:

Baelorn said...

Meh. I'm going to go with the "they're saving the best for last" crowd. On the day of the update we'll get the new items, armor and avatars post. I was really hoping for a BLM update of some kind though or maybe BST+PUP since those jobs are mostly ignored.

Qtipus said...

Still got Monday too for some notes since update isn't until Tuesday...

/glasshalffull...maybe...

ice said...

it has to be a joke

Ringthree said...

Q, I think they said the update was on the 20th, which is Monday.

Yondaime said...

I seriously hope that SE doesn't think we're pleased with this garbage for an update. Wait till Monday, see what else comes out. If nothing else even halfway decent comes out, I plan on sending a bitch letter to their "comments and suggestions" box.

I'll post it everywhere I can so people can just copy/paste it and let SE know that half-assing an already LIVE game doesn't endear the upcoming game to the existing players.

Qtipus said...

Apparently I'm still backwards on my days...

/glassempty

Kris said...

I think it is hilarious, but I can't imagine why they think this is a "sneak peek" that will get anybody excited. That said, I am half expecting something epic when the actual update notes go up on Monday, just because it makes sense to leave the best for last, but compared to this a lot of not-awesome things might seem "epic".

Jynxed said...

As far as I'm concerned this update is on the failboat.

Oh well lets pray they give us something actually good before we all kill ourselves.

NEW BELLS TONES! YA!