Thursday, May 29, 2008

I cheat so much I might as well hack.

Now, there are times when pride is at stake. And mine pride is a vengeful pride. So I just wanted to point out that I beat Omoi on both of the parses that I did last night. One of them was even completely legitimate! The other one, well, I will get to that in a minute. The first parse, the one that I WON, was on Trolls. Honestly, it wasn't very long, but Omoi was even beaten by Iz on that one. :) Now, see what happens with you take out the piercing bonus? HMMMMM! We didn't stay very long at this camp, but I needed a neutral camp to prove that she wasn't always the best. LOL Now, the previous parse may have a little bit of an issue.
If you see right there, I WON AGAIN! Now, that may or may not have been because Omoi died and we killed 3-4 more mobs before I stopped the parser, but HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A FLYING PIG... This one was at Mamool Ja Staging Point, which have PUKS, which are weak to PIERCING.

Anyway, as you can see, I clearly have demonstrated my prowess at defeating Omoi in any parse that comes along.

Yeah...

Fucking Birds...

7 comments:

Hellzfury said...

The piercing bonus makes up for the cheating that is overwhelm =o and superior gear selection like haub+1 and haidate. AND she did beat Iz, you forgot wyvern damage. It does count.

Splinte said...

Where can one find a nifty parser like that?

Bg said...

Wow, I knew they broke the game with hasso and the 2h bonus, but it's even worse then I first thought. I didn't even have the highest melee damage, and what the fuck was up with my acc... Fuck this game.

Ailee said...

You need a different brd :)

Ailee said...

Not that there is anything wrong with the brd you did have, other than that they aren't me.

Omoikitte said...

I love the way you completely sidestep the fact that I was winning right till I died, so you utterly cheated to get ahead by leaving me dead and still pulling. And you NEVER include my Wyvern damage, because "It's not convenient" LoL despite the fact that no other job can call a Wyvern, and it IS part of my damage. That is like saying a BST is only a bst with no pet.

Ringthree said...

What are you talking about I totally mentioned the fact that I sidestepped that inconvenience. :)